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Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend
- N00b
- King Henry VIII
- Sad cow
- Potato skins
- 5 Gum
- United States army
- That one gay Teletubby
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- me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost
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u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
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How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: Me.
- You: BYEEEE
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